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	<title>Comments on: Acting Like a Chicken with Wet&#160;Hands</title>
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		<title>By: Josh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yeah, those things are way too slow.  But they can be fun.  Sometimes I try and jump around the corner and suprise it and see if it will still give me a paper towel.  It usally does.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, those things are way too slow.  But they can be fun.  Sometimes I try and jump around the corner and suprise it and see if it will still give me a paper towel.  It usally does.</p>
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		<title>By: Nick Long</title>
		<link>http://www.joshbyers.com/acting-like-a-chicken-with-wet-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-55</link>
		<dc:creator>Nick Long</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:31:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can relate. The only other alternative I suppose, other than ripping the dumb thing out of the wall and bolting it a few feet lower would be to install those electronic paper dispensers w/ the infrared sensor. I find however that these gems come w/ a slew of their own problems. By the time you get done waving your hands for the right amount of towels the job is already done.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can relate. The only other alternative I suppose, other than ripping the dumb thing out of the wall and bolting it a few feet lower would be to install those electronic paper dispensers w/ the infrared sensor. I find however that these gems come w/ a slew of their own problems. By the time you get done waving your hands for the right amount of towels the job is already done.</p>
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		<title>By: Josh</title>
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		<dc:creator>Josh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Apr 2006 00:36:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But where would I put the paper towel?  I guess I could hold it between my legs, but that would be just about as foolish as my chicken dance...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But where would I put the paper towel?  I guess I could hold it between my legs, but that would be just about as foolish as my chicken dance&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Dad</title>
		<link>http://www.joshbyers.com/acting-like-a-chicken-with-wet-hands/comment-page-1/#comment-49</link>
		<dc:creator>Dad</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Apr 2006 23:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>After you're endured this ordeal a few more times, you might decide to tear the paper towel off BEFORE you wash your hands and then you wouldn't have to go through these contortions.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After you&#8217;re endured this ordeal a few more times, you might decide to tear the paper towel off BEFORE you wash your hands and then you wouldn&#8217;t have to go through these contortions.</p>
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		<title>By: Doug Porter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Doug Porter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Apr 2006 14:23:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dude, my wife and I laughed at this so hard she snorted! You rock!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dude, my wife and I laughed at this so hard she snorted! You rock!</p>
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